Saturday, 2 January 2016

Writer-guddu saifi
Story by me.
Name : hathiyaar
Part 1
Sabhi prithvivasiyon ka manna h ki prithvi phle sirf ek aag ka gola thi jis pr dhire dhire oas padne lagi ya kahen ki bhaap banne lagi. Thand aur garmi ke karan prithvi ki sateh pr dararen aane lagi aur unme pani bharne laga fir prithvi pr kai prakar ki gas utpann huin jinse prithvi pr jeevan sthapit hua. Hamara manna h ki sirf ek amoeba se vikas shuru hua jivon ka aur manushyon ka bhi. Manushya vikasit hue. Manushya jati ne kafi kuch dekha kai yudhh dekhe, Mahabharata , Ramayana se lekar world war. Hamara manna h ki prithvi pr hi jeevan h prithvi pr hamare bharat ka pracheen vigyan sarv shaktishali h lekin kya sach me? Kya aisa koi aur greh nhi h jahan jeeven mumkin ho aur jiska prachin vigyaan hamare jaisa ya humse adhik shaktishali ho?
Is sab ki shuruaat 3139 saal pehle jab hamari prithvi pr Mahabharata kaal tha tb kahin door kisi aur greh pr bhi aisa hi ek yudhh chal rha tha aur jis greh pr ye yudhh chal rha tha uska naam tha tetartanopia.
  Vartamaan kaal prithvi pr -
Himalaya ki vaadiyon me kuch vidhyaarthiyon ka samooh aur unke saath kuch sikshak gye hue the.
Bhraman ke dauraan un logon ko mila ek prachin dibba jiske andar ek capsule ke aakar Ki vastu thi jiski taraf se vo bilkul anjaan the.
Student : kya kisi ko kuch samajh aaya ki ye h kya chiz.
Teacher : dekhne me to ye Bohot anmol vastu lagti h. Jb hm jayenge tb ise saath lekar jayenge.
2 student : lekin hm iska karenge kya sir ?
Teacher : hm apni Delhi pohonch kr ise S.A.T.I ko saunp denge vo iska sahi se vishleshan karenge aur pata karenge ki aakhir ye h kya.
S.A.T.I me.
Vaigyaanik : aakhir ye h kya chiz. Is pr hamare saare parikshan vifal rahe aur sabse ajeeb baat is chiz ko is dibbe ke saath to uthana mumkin h pr bina dibbe ke ye sirf hum logon se hil hi rha h.
2 vaigyanik : is pr hamare saare parikshan vifal rhe lekin hamare saath koi expert kam kare to hm iske uper parikshan krke iska vishleshan kr sakenge.aur main aise ek sakhsh ko jaanta hun.
Yahan se door dusre greh tetartanopia pr -
??? : ( ghusse se jamin pr ghusa marte hue ) ha ............ Aakhir kahan ..... Kahan gya wo hathiyaar. Kya wo likhawat sahi h ? Ki 3139 saal pehle hue greh yudhh se pichhe chhuta hathiyaar abhi tk is greh pr h ya ye sab sirf kivanditiyan hn. Kyonki kai saalon se to main bhi use dhoondh rha hun pr uska koi namonishan nhi mila.
Sewak : maalik agar vo yudhh sachha h to hathiyaar ke baare me likhi sari baaten bhi sachhi hongi.
??? : ho sakta h. Us chiz ko dhoondhne ke liye apne aadmiyon ke aur dal bhejo.
Sewak : maalik agar saari baaten sach hui to use wohi haasil kr sakta h jo uske kaabil h. Koi aur use utha bhi nhi sakta.
Titan : ( ghusse se chilla kr ) chahe jo bhi ho wo sirf mera h , sirf mera.
       Prithvi pr -
Dhruva : mummy main gasht pr jaa rha hun .
Maa : are pehle kuch kha to le.
Dhruva : main vapas lautkr kha lunga . oh.. Brahmand rakshak frequency pr naagraj ki call aa rhi h . hello.... dhuva hear .
Naagraj : dhruva main tumhare shaher tumse milne aa rha hu.
Dhruva : to thik h main ghar pr hi rukta hun.
Naagraj : are nhi main tumhare ghar nhi aa sakta main ek truck ka pichha kr rha hu jisse avedh hathiyaaron ki taskari ki jaa rhi h. Main is waqt mahanagar se rajnagar ko aane wale pul pe hu aur mujhe tumhari madad chahiye.
Dhruva : madad aur tumhe . ha ha ha ha ... Chalo main aata hun kam se km mulakat to hogi.
      Mumbai me -
Gangster : doga , doga , doga. Aakhir kb tk hm is naam se darte rahenge aur apna nuksaan jhelte rahenge.
Jahan ye meeting chal rhi thi us building ke pravesh dwar pr .
Guard : ae ruko , apni invitation slip dikhao.
??? : ye dekho. Ab to tasalli ho gayi.
Guard : ab aap ja sakte hn.
Gangster : kya hamare gut me aisa koi nhi jo is doga naam ki musibat ko khatm kr sake.
??? : doga koi pagal kutta nhi jise jb chaha maar diya doga ek faulaad h naamuradon. Use khatm karne ka license sirf ek ke paas h aur wo h khud doga.
Gangster : ae kon h tu jo doga ka paksh le rha h. Apni cap aur overcoat utaar.
??? : apne baap ko sirf aawaz se nhi pehchanega tu ? Jo pura huliya dekhna chahta h ? Lekin main apni hat aur overcoat na utarun to hi tumhare liye behtar h kyunki mere hat aur overcoat utarte hi tumme se kai logon ki pant gili ho jayegi.
??? : chal fir bhi tu kehta h to utaar ke fenk deta hu.
Gangster : t...t....tum......tum yahan.
??? Ha main yahan. Kyu halak sook gya kya tera.
पार्ट 2
Hathiyaar
Part - 2
Mahanagar aur raajnagar ke beech ke shahar roopnagar me -
Naagraj : ( sochte hue ) agar chahta to is truck ko bahut pehle hi rok leta lekin mujhe inke pure gut ko pakadna tha.
Truck ek sunsaan jagah pr ruka jahan ek dusra truck khada tha aur uske sath khade the kam se kam 15 log -
Atankvadi : yahan se aage apna maal hm khud le jayenge. Lo ye apne paise aur ab jao yahan se.
Supplier : kitne paise hn ?
Atankvadi : 60 crore
Supplier : s...sath crore ? Are itne me to tum ye truck bhi rakh lo. Ab hm to chale yahan se.
Naagraj : itni jaldi bhi kya h pyaare jara pehle hmse bhi mil lo uske baad apne ghar jaana, apne bade ghar yani ki jel.
Atankvadi : n....n..naagraj..... Tum yahan pr kaise tumhe is sab ke bare me kaise pata chala.
Naagraj : wo bhi bta dunga lekin filhaal to tum ye batao ki tum log mere saath aaram se chaloge ya phle tumhari kuch marammat krni padegi ?
Atankvadi : marammat to teri aaj hm karenge naagraj. Tod do iski saari haddiyan.
Saare aatankvadi ek saath naagraj pr toot pade -
Naagraj : chalo is bahane thodi kasrat bhi ho jayegi.
Naagraj 4 jano ko sarp rassi me baandh deta h aur ek ko side kick maarkar do jano ke uper fenk deta h. Pr itne me gut ka mukhiya naagraj ki taraf ek hand granade uchhal deta h.
Atankvadi : ( sochte hue ) ye granade jyada powerful to nhi h pr ye naagraj k chithde bikher dega.
Lekin handgranade naagraj k paas pohonchne se phle hi fatt gaya. Granade se kuch aakar takraya aur wo wahin fatt gaya jisse saare aatankvadi laachar ho gaye.
??? : kya yaar mere aane se pehle hi party shuru kr di.
Naagraj : tum ?
??? : ha ji hm. Swaagat nhi karoge hamara.
               Delhi me -
Police commissioner ka office -
Commissioner : ye sab ho kya rha h ? Sadkon pr danga bhadka hua h aur hamara department kuch nhi kr paa rha. Inspector vinay ko bulao. I want inspector vinay on this case.
        Vinay commissioner ke office me aata h -
Commissioner : vinay jaisa ki tum jaante ho delhi me dange ka mahauol h. Isiliye main chahta hu ki ab tum is sab ko handle karo kyunki meri najron me tumse achha aur jaanbaj officer koi nhi h.
Vinay : aap chinta mt kariye sir ab ye danga kisi bhi kimat pr rukega. Main apni jaan lada dunga sir. Jai hind.
Dusre greh tetartanopia pr -
           Rajmahal me -
Senapati : pranaam gururaaj. Hmne suna h ki titan us hathiyaar ki khoj me h jo kabhi uska tha hi nhi.
Raajguru : kya ? Agar aisa h to titan se phle hme wo hathiyaar dhoondna hoga. Kyunki agar wo hathiyaar titan ko mil gaya to anarth ho jayega.
Raajguru : puri sena me elaan kra do titan ko dhundkr use roka jaye aur use bandi banakar laya jaaye.
Senapati : Jo aagya raajguru.
              Mumbai me -
Gangster : d.....doga tum yahan ?
Doga : kyu beta dar se laal peela ho gya kya ? Abhi to bada mujhe maarne ki baat kr rha tha. Chal maar khada h doga tere aage. Bol apne kutton se mujhpr vaar karenge. Main bhi to dekhun kitna khoon garm h tum logon ka.
Km se km 30 logo ki meeting chal rhi thi wahan. Wo 30 k 30 ek saath doga pr lapke. Doga ne apna chaku nikala aur wahan katleaam shuru ho gaya. Doga ne ek ki jaangh pr chhura maara fir dusre ke gale ke aar paar kr diya. Chaku se hi kafi logo ko maarta chala gya doga aur fir apni gun nikalkr jis pr silencer fit tha usse sabko bhoonta chala gaya. Aur fir us samooh k mukhiya ki taraf jaane laga.
Gangster : ( dar ke maare pasine se latpath ) t ........ Tum andar aaye kaise aur tumhe guard ne roka kyu nhi ?
Doga : doga jb shikaar krne nikalta h to use rokne ka dum kisi me nhi hota. Chal fir bhi tu jaanna chahta h to main tujhe maarne se pehle bta deta hu.........
पार्ट 3
Story : Hathiyaar
Part : 3
Doga : mujhe mere khabriyon ne bataya ki tumhari meeting kb aur kahan hone wali h fir maine tere ek kutte victor ko dhoonda jo yahan aamantrit tha fir use narak ka raasta dikhakr maine uski invitation slip hathiya li. Fir kya , us slip ke karan main seedha andar aa gaya. Wese gate pr khade guard ne mujhe roka to tha pr main use wo slip dikhakr andar aa gaya.
Gangster : To............ab tum kya karoge ?
Doga : Ab ........ Ha ha ha. Bye bye ....... Have a nice journey.
Doga use maarne k baad apna overcoat aur hat pehan leta h aur wahan se chala jaata h.
Tetartanopia greh pr -
Ek agyaat sthaan -
Sewak : maalik wo hathiyaar mil gaya. Uttar disha me gaye hamare aadmiyon ka sandesh aaya h.
Titan : kya ? Sach me unse bolo use forun hamare paas layen.
Sewak : lekin maalik ek dikkat h us hathiyaar ka rakshak ek bohot hi khatarnak jantu h. Aur agar wo use maar bhi dete hn to us hathiyaar ko uthana mumkin nhi h.
Titan : agar aisa h to main khud jaunga wahan aur use dhaaran karunga. Chalo mere saath.
                 Rajmahal me -
Senapati : rajguru.........rajguru anarth ho gaya titan ke aadmiyon ne us hathiyaar ko dhoond nikala h aur unhone titan ko bhi soochit kr diya h. Ye hamare khoji dal ka khna h.
Rajguru :  apne dal se bolo ki titan aur titan ki sena ko roken tb tk jb tk hm wahan nhi pohonch jaate.
Senapati : lekin rajguru wo khoji dal h unme se koi bhi ladaka nhi h.
Rajguru : to apni sena ko taiyaar karo aur wahan k liye kooch karo hame waha jld se jld pohonchna hoga.
     Greh ki uttar disha me -
Sewak : hat jao sb. Ab maalik khud us daanav ko harakr wo hathiyaar haasil karenge.
Titan us gufa ki taraf badhta h aur use ek tej prahaar jhelna padta h jisse wo bohot door jaakr girta h. Wo daanav titan pr itne vaar krta h jitne shayad hi titan ne aaj tk khaye honge. Is sab se titan bhi itna bidak jaata h ki us daanav pr ek bada visfotak hamla krta h aur fir uski poonchh pakadkr use ghumakr prithvi ki taraf uchhaal deta h. Itne me rajguru aur unki sena bhi wahan aa jati h.
Rajguru : ruk jao titan tum use hathiya nhi sakte. Ye sirf iske asli hakdaar k liye h.
Titan : nhi is greh pr itni taakat mere alaava koi aur nhi samhaal skta.
Rajguru : main khta hun ruk jao. Ek baar phle bhi tumhare poorvajon ki wajah se is greh pr greh yudhha chhid chuka h aur ab tum fir wahi sthiti utpann kr rhe ho.
Titan : chup kr buddhe. Sena roko in logon ko.
       Fir wahan ek atyant bhayankr mahasangram chalu ho gaya. Aur itne beech me titan ko wo hathiyaar pehanne ka mouka mil gaya.
Titan : ha ha ha. Ye power glove ab mera h sirf mera.
        Us glove ko dhaaran krne k baad -
Titan : AAA...............hh. Ha ha ha ha ha. Ab is duniya ki sabse badi taakaton me se ek mere paas h.
Rajguru : namumkin, ye nhi ho sakta.
Sewak : adbhud.
              Roopnagar me -
Naagraj : dhruva tum yahan ? Wo bhi itni jldi ?
Dhruva : ha. Apne pakshi doston ki madad se main yahan ponhcha hu. Lekin tumne to mere aane se phle hi ladai chhed li. Vaise tumhe pta kaise chala ki is truck me avaidhya hathiyaar suplie kie ja rhe hn.
Naagraj : main mahanagar se hi is truck ka peechha kr rha tha. Mujhe mere ek sarp sainik ka sandesh mila tha bas tabhi se main in logon ke pichhe tha. Chalo main ab vapas apne mahanagar chalta hu. Apna dhyaan rakhna.
Dhruva : thik h. Ab main bhi commando headquarter chalta hu.
             S.A.T.I me -
Vaigyanik : probot jaisa ki maine aapko bataya h ki hamare hath ek anmol vastu lgi h. Halanki is pr hue saare parikshan vifal rhe lekin hme pura bharosa h ki isme kuch khaas baat to h. Hm chahte hn ki aap hamare sath milkr is pr parikshan karen.
            Parikshan ke baad -
Probot : adbhud. Iske andar jo urja h wo shayad wahi h jaisi ki hamare Mahabharata me upyog me aayi thi. Lekin urja ki matra km h ise hm do ya teen baar hi upyog kr sakte hn.
Vaigyanik : lekin hm is urja ka prayog kis prakar kr skte hn probot.
Probot : vo sab samay batayega abhi hm ise aise hi chhod dete hn.
        Assam ke janglon me -
Titan ki taraf se prithvi ki taraf uchhala gya jantu assam k janglon me aakr gira jahan ka sanrakshak tha ............Bhediya.
Junglevaasi : bhediya............ bhediya.
Bhediya : kya hua ?
Junglevaasi : n jaane kha se ek jeev jungle me aakr gira aur tabahi machane laga. Bhediya us jeev se hame tum hi bacha sakte ho. Hamari raksha karo bhediya.
Bhediya : kahan h wo ? Mujhe wahan lekar chalo. Aaj us jeev k jeevan ka aakhiri din hoga kyunki usne bhediya k chhetra me ghuskr tabahi machai aur yahan ki shaanti bhang ki.
        Wahan se thodi hi door chalne pr -
Bhediya : ye aakhir h kya ? Mujhe ye jeev kahin se bhi is greh ka nhi lgta. Lekin jo bhi ho ise iske kiye ki saja jaroor milegi. Aaj ise apne panjon se faadega bhediya.
Jeev : kriyaan..................
          Aur wahan ek bheesan yudhha shuru ho gaya -
Bhediya uchhal kr us jeev ki kamar pr chadh gaya aur uski peeth apne nakhoonon se udhedne laga. Achanak us jeev ne bhediya ko neeche patak diya -
Bhediya : he bhediya devta madad......
Bhediya ne uske sir pr gada se tej prahaar kiya lekin tb bhi wo jinda rha aur usne bhediya ko panja maarkr hawa me uchhal diya aur fir bhediya ki taraf pran ghaati prahaar krne k liye badha. Pr thodi hi door badhne k baad uske kadam ruk gaye kyunki uske saamne ek pahaad uchhal kr aa gaya tha jo shayad us jeev ko kisi bhi haal me bakhshne waala nhi tha....
पार्ट 4
Hathiyaar
Part - 4
Delhi ki sadkon pr -
Jahan danga bhadka hua tha -
Vinay : ruk jaiye sabhi yh hamari darkhvast h aap logon se. Ye sab kuch un logon ki chaal h jo galat afwahen failakr shahar me dange ka mahaul utpann kr rhe hn.
Janata : nhi ab ye silsila itni jald nhi rukega. In musalmanon ne hm hinduon k 4 masoom bachhon ka katl kiya h. Hm in logon ko itni aasani se nhi chhodenge.
Muslim gut : nhi ye asal baat nhi h. Aap logon ko galat fahmi hui h. Humme se kisi ne bhi aisa nhi kiya h. Aap log samajhne ki koshish kijiye aur agar anjan bankr ladna hi chahte ho to humne bhi chudiyan nhi phni hn.
Vinay : plz aap log shant ho jaiye maine kha na ki ye sb danga bhadkane ki saajish h. Wo maasum bachhe kisi musalman k haathon nhi balki aatankwad k haathon mare hn. Main aapse vada krta hu ki jo bhi iska jimmedar h main use pakadkr uske kiye ki saja dilaunga.
Trust me and please calm down.
Aadmi : aap ht jaiye inspector sahab hm police walon ki aur police ki vardi ki krte hn. Kahin aisa na ho ki in musalmano se phle aapki hi laash gir jaye.
2 aadmi : han han. Ht jaiye aap log.
Muslim gut : ht jaiye inspector sahab ab is katleaam ko koi nhi rok sakta.
2 aadmi : ht jaiye
        Itna khkr us aadmi ne vinay ki taraf pathhar uchhal diya. Lekin wo pathhar vinay ne catch kr liya.
Vinay : kon bola ye sb aur pathhar kisne fenka. Himmat h to mere saamne aao.
       Hindu aur muslim guton ki bheed me se 7 aadmi bahar aaye jo ki asal me aatankwadi the -
Aatankvadi : ( dhong krte hue ) hm police k saath jhagda nhi chahte. Hm police ki vardi ka samman krte hn.
Vinay : tum log police ki vardi ki ijjat krte ho na ? Lo main yh vardi utarkr rakh deta hu. Ab aao maidan me.
     Wo sabhi aatankvadi vinay pr toot pade. Ek ne vinay ko ghusa mara lekin vinay ne uska hath pakad liya aur uska haath tod diya. Fir dusre ne vinay pr chaku se hamla kiya aur vinay ne bachne ki koshish ki lekin fir bhi chaku vinay k haath ko chhu gaya.
Itne me ek aur aatankvadi ne vinay pr baseball bat se hamla kiya aur vinay ne wo bat chhinkr uski kamar pr jor se maara aur chaaku wale aatankvadi ke us haath pr maara jis haath me chaku tha aur fir pair pr mara jisse wo dobara uth na sake. Ek k jabde pr jor se kick mari aur baki bache aatankwadion ko baseball bat se mara.
          Is sab k baad -
Vinay : dekhiye in logon ki shaklen kya aap log jaante hn inhen ?
Janata : nhi. Hm nhi jaante.
Vinay : ye wohi log hn jinhone un masoom bachhon ka katl kiya aur bheed k beech ghuskr aap logon ko bhadkaya. In logon ka uddeshya sirf un bachhon ko markr kisi ek gut pr iljam lagana tha taki shahar me ye log danga krvakr yahan ki shanti bhang kr sake aur aap sabhi badi aasani se inke bahkave me aa gaye.
Janata : hame maaf kr do hmse galati ho gayi. Ab hm inhe saja denge aur inki saja hogi saja e mout.
Vinay : nhi. Ruk jaiye , inhe maarkr apne haath gande mt kijiye inhe saja dene ka kaam kanoon ka h. Lekin aapko mujhse vada krna hoga ki ab se aap log kisi k bhkave me aakr unki manshaon ko poorn nhi karenge.
Janata : ha. Hm vaada krte hn. Hm aisa fir kabhi nhi karenge.
       Fir vinay un aatankvadiyo ko bandi banakr jel le jaata h aur danga shant ho jaata h -
       Commissioner ka office. Jahan is waqt vinay bhi upasthit tha -
Commissioner : marvelous. Good job vinay , good job.
Tumne na sirf danga shant karaya balki is ghatna k apradhiyon ko bhi giraftar kiya. I am proud of you.
Vinay : thank you sir , but that was my duty. And I can do anything for my job and my country.
     Tetartanopia greh pr jahan ek yudhha chhida hua tha -
Titan : ab is taakat k bal pr main puri duniya pr raaj karunga aur shuruat hogi isi greh se.ya to meri satta swikaar karo ya tabah ho jao
Raaj guru : nhi aisa nhi hoga. Main tumhe rokunga.
      Itna khkr rajguru apni chhadi se titan pr visfotak prahaar kr deta h lekin us vaar ko titan ka glove us vaar ko rok leta h.
Titan : ha ha ha. Is power glove k hote hue tum mujhe chhoo bhi nhi sakte lekin main tumhe pal bhar me khaak kr sakta hu raajguru.
      Titan ek bada hamla krta h aur raajguru aur unki sena buri tarah ghayal ho jaati h.
Titan : main chahun to tumhe abhi khatm kr sakta hun pr tumhe abhi jinda rhna hoga. Abhi tumhe meri safalta ka nazara dekhna hoga raajguru.
Sewak : maalik abhi ye hamari adhuri jeet h. Is glove ki puri taakat tb sakriye hogi jb is pr aap teenon crystals jad denge. Abhi is pr sirf ek crystal jada h aur do crystals khojne aur jadne shesh hn.
Sewak : ab hm wo do crystals khan dhundenge ? Hame to ye glove hi itni mushkil se prapt hua h.
Titan : hame wo crystals dhoondne hi honge chahe jo bhi ho. Apne khoji dalon ko aadesh do unhe dhoondne ka. Fauran.
      Kai khoji dal un crystals ki khoj me nikal jaate hn -
Kafi der baad khoji dal khali haath wapas laute unhe crystals ka koi namonishan nhi mila.
Sewak : maalik hamare khoji dalon ka khna h ki pura greh chhanne k baad bhi un crystals ka kuch pta nhi chala.
     Ye sunkr titan puri tarah bokhla utha -
Titan : ( ghusse se ) aisa kaise ho skta h. Aakhir vo gaye kahan............ Ha ha ha ..... Apni sena se kaho ki ab wo vishram karen kyunki ab main unhen dhundunga.
      Titan ne crystals dhoondne k liye power glove ka sahara liya aur use un sthaano ka pta chal gaya jahan crystals upasthit hn
Titan : mil gaye crystals. Ek crystal antriksh me surya k paas tair rha h aur dusra crystal prithvi pr sthit h. Main phle surya k paas wale crystal ko haasil karunga aur fir uske baad prithvi wale crystal ko aur fir prithvi pr bhi apna jhanda gaadega titan. Ha ha ha ha ha............ Prithvi vaasiyon taiyaar ho jao. Ya to mera raaj swikar karo ya mit jao. Ha ha ha.
पार्ट 5
Hathiyaar
Part - 5
Sewak : malik hm log surya k paas jakr us crystal ko hasil kaise karenge ? Surya k nikat pohonchte pohonchte hi hm bhasm ho jayenge.
Titan : tum log nhi jaa skte pr main jaa skta hu. Is power glove ki madad se.
Titan udta hua surya ki taraf badh rha tha. Pr jaise jaise wo aage badha vaise vaise surya ki garmi use vichlit krne lgi tb usne glove ki sahayta se ek kavach ka nirman apne uper kiya jisse wo sutya ki garmi se bach ska. Lekin jb usne crystal ko chhua to use bohot tez jhatka lga.
Titan : ohh..... Y...ye kya tha ?
        Tabhi titan ko sewak ka mansik sanket mila -
Sewak : malik , jis samay aapke sharir pr aap is glove ki shakti ka prayog karenge us samay aap kisi bhi crystal ko sparsh nhi kr sakte kyunki in crystals me vipreet shaktiyan hn. Aur jo glove aapne pahan rkha h wo in shaktiyon ka shi matra me mishran krke inhe aur taakatwar banata h.
Titan : oh. To ye vipreet shaktiyon k mel se hua dhamaka tha. Lekin ab main ise haasil kaise karun ? Agar main kavach hatata hu to surya ki garmi pal bhar me mujhe bhasm kr degi.
Sewak : mere paas is waqt koi raasta nhi h. Aapko khud hi koi raasta khojna hoga.
Prithvi pr -
Assam k jagalon me -
Bhediya : a....a...adig. Shrahu daanav kumar adig. Aap yahan assam k jangalon me ?
Adig : ha hm yahan. Ab is jeev k aatank pr ankush lagayega sarvashaktimaan bheemkaye adig.
Jangalvasi : y......ye kon h bhediya devta ?
Bhediya : ye ek bohot badi aafat h jise kaabu krna bohot mushkil h. Lekin achhi baat to ye h ki is waqt ye hamare paksh me h.
              Delhi -
Ek bade school k andar -
Teacher : bachhon aaj tumhari class educational tour pr ja rhi h. Sabhi bachhe ek saath rahenge aur koi shararat nhi karega.
Class : ji madam.
        Thodi hi der baad us class ki bus tour k liye nikal jati h jisme lagbhag 45 bachhe hote hn aur 2 teacher.
        Pr thodi hi door jane pr wo bus hijack kr li gayi -
Hijacker : koi apni jagah se nhi hilega , nhi to sabko goli maar di jayegi. Aye , driver bus rok. Aur tum log in sabhi ki aankhon pr patti bandho aur driver ko bhi bandhkr peechhe dalo aur bus ko apne adde pr le chalo. ( apne sathiyon se )
       Hijackaron k adde pr -
Hijacker : camera on karo. Ha ha ha. Delhi sarkar aur yahan ki pyari janata ko mera salaam. Ye waqt h yahan ki sarkar ke hamare aage jhukne ka kyunki is waqt hamare kabze me hn lagbhag 45 bachhe aur unki 2 shikshikayen aur agar in bachhon ki jindagi aur rihayi chahte ho to tumhe hamari sharten manni hongi. In logon ki jindagi ki keemat h sirf 500 crore rupey.
Vinay : probot. Is broadcast ki frequency trace karo. Jaldi.
Probot : thik h , main iski frequency trace krta hun.
Vinay : parmanu inki sharton ko pura karega.
Hijacker : aur ha koi chalaki nhi karega. Agar police yahan aayi to sb ke sb maare jayenge kyunki yahan bomb fit h jiska remote mere paas h. Tumhare paas sirf 1 ghanta h aur 15 minute baad main tumhe bataunga ki paise kahan lekr aane hn. Tb tk k liye bye , have a nice day. Ha ha ha ha ha.
           1 ghar k andar -
1 shakhs : na jaane kb ye crime khatm honge. Subah ki chaye bhi aaram se nhi peene dete. Chal beta lg ja kaam pe.
Probot : vinay pta chal gya ki wo log kahan hn.
Vinay : good , ab khud parmanu un logon se deal karega.
             15 minute k baad -
Hijacker : 15 minute beet chuke hn. Ab main tumhe batata hu ki paise kahan lekr aane hn.
Parmanu : batane ki koi jarurat nhi h pyaare main to phle hi yahan ponhoch chuka hu.
        Parmanu ko dekhkr saare mujrim alag alag kamron me bhaag gaye aur agle hi pal jb baahar aaye tb sabke haath me laser guns thi -
         Aate hi sabne parmanu pr laser guns se hamla kr diya. Lekin parmanu ne udte hue un sabhi vaaron se apne aap ko bacha liye aur agle hi pal kuch hijackaron pr hlke visfotak vaar kiye jinse unke hosh hlke hlke bikharne lage -
Parmanu : ab tumhare aaram ka waqt ho gaya h.
       Itna khkr parmanu un logon ko parmanu rassi se jakad deta h. Lekin un logon ko parmanu rassi se baandhne k chakkar me wo Baaki bache kuch gundon ko bhul gaya tha -
Hijacker : aaj ka din tera maramdin hoga parmanu. Aaj tujhe maut milegi.
        Itna khkr wo parmanu pr laser gun ka vaar kr deta h. Ye vaar kisi ko bhi mrit banane k liye kafi tha aur wo vaar parmanu ka bhi wohi haal krta agar wo parmanu tk pohonch pata to , lekin aisa nhi hua. Wo vaar parmanu tk pohonchne se phle hi kahin aur takra gaya.
???? : maut ka darr unhe hota h jo baar baar maut ka naam apni jubaan se lete hn. Unhe nhi jo sir pe kafan baandhke chalte hn. Aur hm unhi main se hn jo sir pe kafan baandh k chalte hn.
         Antriksh me surya k paas -
Titan : ( ghusse se ) aarrrghh... Mere saamne lagataar ek k baad ek adchanen aa rhi hn. Phle ye glove itni mushkil se mila aur ab ye crystal , ise bhi surya k paas aakr hi rukna tha. Ab kya karun main , is crystal ko haasil krne ka koi to tareeka hoga.
         Titan ne kafi der socha aur achanak uske dimag me koi tareeka sujha -
Titan : ha. Mil gaya tareeka. Ha ha ha.
   Titan ne surya pr ek aisi parat ka khaul chadha jiya jisse surya ki garmi bahar nhi fell saki aur fir apne uper se kavach hatakr wo crystal ki oar badha. Lekin titan k dvaara surya ko dhake jaane k karan puri duniya me asehniye thand fell gayi jisse manushyon aur sabhi jeev jantuon ko takleef hone lagi.
Titan : ( khushi se ) ab ye dusra crystal bhi mera hone waala h.
           Lekin aage jo hone wala tha titan ko uska jara bhi andaza nhi tha. Titan ne crystal uthaya aur prithvi ki oar badhne laga lekin thodi hi door jane pr use ruk jana pada. Kyunki uske saamne vaayu me se koi cheez aakar lene lagi -
Titan : ye.....ye kya cheez h ? Ye to tendue ( panther ) jaisa lg rha h jo prithvi pr paya jaata h lekin iske ho 3 sir hn aur baaki sharir se to dekhne me ye manav jaisa lg rha h. Isi se punchhta hu ki ye kon h. ( sochte hue ).   Kon h tu jo titan k raaste me aa rha h ?
???? : main hu is crystal ka sanrakshak aur mera naam tricheet h.
               Prithvi pr -
     Bharti news channel -
Reporter : achanak badhi is thand k karan machi puri duniya me hahakar. Kai jaghon se vriddhon ki maut ki khabren. Aisi thand pure manav itihaas me aaj tk nhi padi aur abhi tk vaigyanikon ko ekaek padi is thand ka karan bhi pta nhi lga. Baki ki khabar break k baad.
Naagraj : shukr h mere sharir me sthit dusri naag shaktiyon k karan mujhe thand ka ehsas nhi h. Lekin baki aam manushyon ka kya ? Aakhir is thand ka karan kya h ? Mujhe pta lagana hoga.
              Rajnagar me -
Shweta : k......k......kya hua super hero. A......aaj gasht pr nhi jana kya ?
Dhruva : is mausam me kon sa mujrim ghum rha hoga ? Chupchap aag sek aur sekne de.
           Surya k nikat -
Tricheet : main is crystal ka sanrakshak hu isiliye mera kartavya h iski raksha krna. Main tumhe aakhiri chetavani deta hu is crystal ko vahin chhodo aur wapas chale jao anyatha tum swayam apne kaal ke uttardayi hoge.
Titan : ha ha ha. Tujhe pta nhi ki tu is waqt kisse baat kr rha h. Aa dikha mujhe ki tujhme kitna dambh h.

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